Yeah, I put the moves on Paris Hilton... and her sister. It happened last summer in Atlantic City. She wasn't particularly hard to pick up and she was even easier to bed. The
camera in the room just seemed to turn them both on. If I knew banging this chick was such a big deal, I would have put it up on my website a long time ago. Who knew? I just banged them and bragged to my buddies. So now I'm sharing with the whole world. Want to go straight to My Secret Paris Hilton Sex Tape with her Sister? Scroll on down. Otherwise lets get to the story.
So how does a loser like Bob Melonosky get to bang two ultra-rich socialites? Listen my brothers and you shall hear, of my midnight ride on the Hilton rear. I'd just won a little scratch at Caesars and was heading out the door when I noticed two hot chicks waiting near the curb. I'm pretty educated (I read the New York Post) so I recognized them as the Hilton Sisters, Paris and her sister, what's her name? Boise, Baltimore, Barcelona? I was blitzed and bored so I struck up a conversation. You never know. Famous hot chicks are people too. Turns out they were waiting for their limo and were heading back to the city for a party. After some negotiating, they changed their plans and we all headed to my room at the Holiday Inn. These girls were looking for a party and I was gonna be the cocktails, main course and the dance floor.
Now, you have to understand that celebrities don't always look exactly like they do on Entertainment Tonight. Without the hours of makeup and expensive clothes, they sometimes are hard to recognize. That's their plan, they don't want to be hassled by creeps like you and me. I once recognized David Brenner at a Farmer's Market in Union Square even with his sunglasses on so I'm pretty good at finding them out. I've got the restraining order to prove it.
Before we get to the tape, I'm going to lay out the story board with "stills" from the shoot. Here's how everyone looked that warm, summer night and a guide to the "characters," so you don't get confused when I describe the action:
